11 Jul 2020
You know what? Porn can be funny at times, not in terms of bloopers (we all love that), but in terms of comedy and adult humor. Yes, you wouldn’t generally associate adult scenes with humor. But, if it’s done craftily, in no time, your fat belly will be dancing in the same rhythm of jerking your cock.
Have you ever felt like that? Well, there are many instances where you have seen bloopers which made you laugh out loud. But, we are not talking about them. Also, it’s not about those funny adult jokes that you find randomly over the internet.
What we are looking to explore here is raw adult humor that can really make you laugh and also give you a nice time fantasizing and jerking. Yes, you don’t get to see such things over the internet as mostly you will find hardcore pornography or jokes.
You can create funny adult memes by improvising many porn scenes or you can find such hilarious aspects in the cartoons that you used to see in your childhood. Many artists now create such hilarious porn cartoons of popular characters.
So, let’s explore such instances where you will understand how fascinating and fantastic adult humor can be.
Marge Simpson
Let’s be honest, we all love MILFs, aren’t we? Probably the first MILF you saw in your life in the television was Marge Simpson. Initially, you may not have identified her as a sex symbol because you didn’t know a shit about sex.
But, as you grow, as you start to develop pubic hair, as you start to make your pants wet by watching horny girls, you suddenly start to see Marge Simpson differently. You can already notice how big her boobs are and you feel like “Homer’s a lucky guy”.
Marge Simpson is one of the sexiest MILFs we saw during our childhood days and the porn lovers were making memes about her since then. But, when you discover those memes, you can’t stop laughing. Also, you need to see the cartoons where you will find Marge Simpson getting fucked, those are awesome!
It is quite fair to say that Marge Simpson probably has the best ass for a MILF. But, hang on! Marge is not the only MILF that you can fantasize about. There is one more MILF that can give Marge Simpson a run for her money. Who is she? Let’s find out!
Lois Griffin
If Marge Simpson was an orthodox housewife, here comes Lois Griffin, the perfect modern-day MILF. You must have seen her in many scenes in the cartoon ‘Family Guy’ when she is wearing a bikini or she is just wearing a towel to cover her body.
Even from those angles, you could sense, there is something of a gem she is trying to hide. Also, in childhood, you probably didn’t notice her in that way. Now after growing up and becoming pervert, you are looking at her with a lusty eye.
No one can blame you because when you have such a sexy piece of MILF in front of you, you will look at her assets. And, for Lois Griffin, she has really got fantastic assets. If you see some of the porn cartoons of Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin, you will know how sexy she is.
She just nails with her sexy boobs and large ass. Also, she is a real hungry bitch in the bed just like every other MILF. You should see her porn cartoons and you will realize what adult humor is all about. You will be laughing and jerking at the same time.
Lactating Japanese Women
Have you seen Japanese porn? Yes, they are a bit frustrating because they just blur the dicks and pussies and assholes. You don’t want that in porn. However, there is another hilarious aspect of Japanese porn that you will realize once you see it.
In some of the porn videos, you will see that while getting an orgasm, the Japanese woman is actually lactating. The white fluid which had to come out from her pussy is actually coming out of her tits. It is really hilarious and you can say that it is adult humor at its best.
The Bottom Line
Finally, maybe Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin or even these lactating Japanese women fail to make you laugh because you are too eager to fap. But, don’t worry; there are many other types of adult humor that can make you laugh. Explore those funny adult memes and other humorous adult stuff; it will be a refreshing adult entertainment for you.
02 May 2020
It is no coincidence that four of the top five bars are on or near West 6th street. The DWI Task Force Officers often sit right in front of GSD&M on 6th Street, and catch folks speeding towards Mopac.
While APD says that it uses this compiled list to decide where to put its Officers, it really is the chicken and the egg story. The question is, “Do they make more arrests because the officers are on 6th Street, or are there more officers on 6th Street, because that is where the DWIs are?”
The other wildcard in all of this is that most officers only ask “Where have you been drinking?” For all we know, they could have gone to that bar first, and only had one drink, and then moved on to somewhere else. This list is hardly statistically reliable to say the least. It makes for good publicity for APD, but I dare say, it has little value past that.
18 Apr 2020
EscortFox alerted us that the Austin Police Department is looking at the possibility of opening its own magistration and jail-booking facility and has even begun talks with City Management. Up until 2000-2001, Austin Police ran their own jail at 7th and IH-35, however, APD now contracts with Travis County for this service. Every few years, and my guess it is at contact negotiations time, APD sends out a press release stating that they are thinking about opening their own jail. APD states that they will save money by doing this, but by the time they calculate the costs of the facility, jailers, magistrates, medical staff, food service, and transportation to and from court, just to name some of the major expenses, I think it is not too difficult to realize that it is just too cost prohibitive to attempt this. While it might look good on paper, I think it is just a negotiations ploy.
10 Mar 2020
The Dallas Morning News reported that some Legislators are already beating their drums regarding their proposals to fight DWIs. In the past, Legislators have thought the only solution was to make the punishment for DWI more harsh. They are not realizing that this isn’t the answer.
The real issue is what works and what doesn’t. In the past, the Legislators just passed tougher and tougher laws. There was an attitude that if you put someone in jail long enough and fined them enough, they would change their behavior. This is what I call the Williamson County approach. But, Legislators are now realizing that this isn’t very effective. They have also tried to deter it by making it very expensive. The problem with that approach is that folks end up choosing jail over probation to save themselves money. Many folks in the system now realize the best way to deter the undesired behavior is to get folks in substance abuse treatment.
The two ideas that are certain to rear their ugly heads as road blocks and the requirement of Ignition Interlock on first time DWI offenders.
On a side note, one legislator out of Lewisville will be pitching an idea that if someone is convicted of a second DWI, then they should have their license permanently revoked. What she isn’t taking into consideration is that folks HAVE to be able to drive to work. Also, folks are going to drive, whether they have a license or not. And, if they don’t have a license, they won’t have insurance, so we end up with a bunch of non-licensed, non-insured folks on the road.
The main problem with roadblocks, is that every Legislator that has put for the idea has had to admit, that they just don’t work as well as roving patrols. So, if they don’t work as well, why do them. They are also more expensive to man, and bottling up traffic at 2:00 a.m., when folks are leaving the bars, just doesn’t seem very smart.
Increasing the Ignition Interlock requirements always seem to be on the Legislators’ agenda. The problem with this idea is that it punishes the masses for the problems of the few. If a person has a drinking problem that would make the Ignition Interlock a good idea, the Judge can currently order it. The way the system works now, is on a case by case basis, where the Counseling and Education folks, the prosecutors, and the Judge can look at each case and make the determination as to what is appropriate. The IID folks want to remove the discretion from the Judge. The majority of folks arrested from DWI never reoffended, so we should leave it to the folks involved with each case to make the determination as to what is appropriate, not the Ignition Interlock companies that have lobbied the Legislators.